Friday, July 11, 2008
CRACK JOKES AND BE LIFTED
Feeling sad and lonely? Or do you want to lift up the spirits of a sad friend? Going to be a resource person and struggling not to send audience to sleep? Well, crack a joke or two and with gusto. Get your jokes at www.funnyandjokes.com. Funny and Jokes will surely be a great help emotionally and physically.
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Hi Imelda, here's one for you.
Have a nice weekend, Lee.
The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Brazil or Borneo. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful .
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed .
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like Thailand or Argentina. A warm, exotic and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60- 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
I needed some jokes to lift my spirit but I'll go shopping instead to cool down if I am upset..
you're right sis, we need that sometimes. laughter is the best medicine ;)
cheers!
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