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Friday, July 11, 2008

CRACK JOKES AND BE LIFTED

Feeling sad and lonely? Or do you want to lift up the spirits of a sad friend? Going to be a resource person and struggling not to send audience to sleep? Well, crack a joke or two and with gusto. Get your jokes at www.funnyandjokes.com. Funny and Jokes will surely be a great help emotionally and physically.

3 comments:

U.Lee said...

Hi Imelda, here's one for you.
Have a nice weekend, Lee.

The Geography of a Woman

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Brazil or Borneo. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful .

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed .

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like Thailand or Argentina. A warm, exotic and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60- 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

Sweet Jasmine said...

I needed some jokes to lift my spirit but I'll go shopping instead to cool down if I am upset..

Liza said...

you're right sis, we need that sometimes. laughter is the best medicine ;)

cheers!