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Saturday, July 12, 2008

THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMAN

I had a funny comment on my blogpost coming from the debonaire U.lee. I would like to acknowledge him on this post because i am posting here the totality of his funny joke.

Hi Imelda, here's one for you.
Have a nice weekend, Lee.

The Geography of a Woman

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Brazil or Borneo. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful .

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed .

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of own beauty. 

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like Thailand or Argentina. A warm, exotic and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60- 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

11 comments:

idealpinkrose said...

hahaha....really funny sis...btw, thanks for linking my blog idealpinkrose, also for visiting my food blog. sure, i'd love to ex-link with you...i'll link you in both of my blogs and pls don't forget to link them both, too! thanks a lot!

U.Lee said...

Hi Imelda, ha ha, thanks for the mention, glad you have a great sense of humour.
Just to add a smile to your day, here's a dangerous one for us men, ha ha.
You have a nice weekend, Lee.

Hormone Warning

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

And remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings.

U.Lee said...

Hi Imelda, as I know what you look like from your profile pic, a really very attractive lady, ahemmm, I just remembered, incase you wondering who the gentleman is helping ladies in distress, take a peek at my archive, see.."How movies influenced my life", d/d 6/15/08.....that's me, below that Duane Eddy pic.

As I wish to remain incognito, I took the pic from my Apple Imac 24, using thermal imaging.
Incidentally I am 6' 1", tipping the scales at a ahemm, shapely 195 pounds, ha ha.
Best regards, Lee.
ps, can reply in current posting, thanks.

Toni said...

That is pretty darn funny and scarily accurate!

Amel's Realm said...

HA HA HA HA...SO FUNNY! Just added you to my Blogroll list. ;-D

Sandra Carvalho said...

Hi Imelda!
Funny post!
Thanks for passing by!It's always good to get to know other people!
And of course I'll ad you girl!
Take care!
xo

The New Mom on the Blog said...

I've just changed from Japan to Spain!

Tey said...

hmmm funny isn't it.. Every stage of our life, there is something you can identify yourself with.. Have a great day Ms sexy
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Juliana Dewi Kartikawati said...

Ha..ha..ha.. I've just changed into Argentina.

Liza said...

i saw this comment on that post.

thanks u. lee and thanks sis for sharing this, it's hilarious.!
happy sunday.

Cahaya Hati Nurani said...

ha..ha..ha..
I like the end part...
good funny story...