The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked outside the bar and walked home.
As he staggered along, he was stopped by a policeman, "What are you doing out here at 2AM?" asked the police officer.
"I'm going to a lecture," said the man.
"And just who is giving a lecture at this unholy hour?" the police officer asked.
"My wife," said the man.
. . . . . . Well, what do you think?